i taught swim lessons and preschool, do y’all wanna hear the most ridiculous white kid names i’ve ever seen?
- i’ve met at least a dozen children named some form of “jackson” but the best ones were “jaxon” and “jakson”
- a parent who i really liked named her son “jaycob” because she was worried people wouldn’t pronounce it correctly. when someone accidentally spelled it “jacob” she would loudly and obnoxiously ask “WHO’S JAH-KOBE?”
- two siblings named “thor” and “tiara”
- i once had a classroom with four girls named “brooklyn”
- if you sent me a list of popular boy names, i could guarantee i’ve met every single one of them
- twin girls named paisley and brinley
- a girl named reader
- a boy named rocko
- keighleey
- kayde
- kolten
- if it can start with a “k” instead of a “c” i have met that child
- brittalynn
- i taught a swim class with three girls named “london” but only one of them was spelled “lundon” and i know my boss did that to me on purpose
- a couple named all their kids after places in arizona: tatum, payson, and hayden
- and speaking of hayden, i’ve seen: haydon, heighden, and heydon
- according to some white people, there are sixteen different ways to spell mckenzie
- lakelyn, blakelynn
this is white culture
I had a student named Branch.
I once had pair of siblings named Hunter and Tanner. I really wanted them to have a sister named Fawn.
I had a Clark and Ophelia that were a bit unusual in the naming department.
And I had every single imaginable version of a girl’s name staring with “Mad-“ and every single imaginable version of a boy’s name ending in “-aden”
Mom’s a teacher. So far her best/worst white kid names:
- “Damion with a Y” according to the parent. Daymion? Damyon? Nope. Damiony. The Y is silent, said parent
- A girl named Free. Maybe not that bad on its own, but the girl’s last name was Love
- A boy named Calup because his mom couldn’t spell Caleb
the y is silenty
I met a girl and her first name was Araya and her middle name was Sunshine.
Araya Sunshine 😂
From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]
Kitten: *small mew*
Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”*
Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW*
Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?”
Kitten: *tiny mew*
Chris Evans is an ITALIAN, GEMINI from BOSTON. He coulda been the ultimate fuckboi, but he chose not to be. Ugh, his mind. So powerful.
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
okay so i just got my dream job??? a week after applying to it?? and now i’m thinking….maybe this is the good luck post
ok but imagine watching bella and edward’s relationship from the outside like. ok this new girl moves to school and she starts dating that really weird guy from that really weird family for like. 6 months. and then he leaves her and shes like. really depressed for 6 months. then he comes back and like 6 months later youre invited to their wedding??????? i would be like bitch what the fuck
And then they go on their honeymoon only to have him come back and be like “oh yeah, she’s dead now, so sad”
That sounds like an episode of one of those “True Crime” shows where they know he murdered her but never had the evidence to prove it.
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